Join the Army and Get Laid

Girl 1: Would you take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: Even to the end of the world!
Soldier: Hey, i'd like to down some vodka, girls!
Girl 1: Just a second!
Girl 2: Where do you live?
Soldier: Right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
Girl 1: Which work???
Soldier: Contract of course!
Blonde girl: Contract?? Marriage contract or what?
Girl 3: Army contract, silly!
BMW driver: Hey, don't you wanna ride on my car?
Girls: Forget it, take yourself for a ride!
Narrator: It's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!"
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